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One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.

There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.
We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
Bands to watch out for

* Ween (Rainbow)
* Lil'Wayne
* P!nK (gay family)
* The Black Keys
* Coldplay
* SlipKnot (make-up)
* RadioHead
* Michael Jackson
* Boredoms
* School of Seven Bells (gay twins)
* Jason Mraz
* Jonas Brothers
* Rilo Kiley
* Death Cab for Cutie
* Sarah McLachlan
* George Strait
* Cold War Kids
* Toby Keith (cowboy)
* P-Diddy
* Black People
* Vampire Weekend
* King Crimson
* Kate Bush (kissed a girl)
* Bob Dylan
* Fleet Foxes
* Sigur Ros (nudists)
* Twisted Sister
* The Spores (endorse suicide)
* Scissor Sisters
* Turbonegro
* Rufus Wainwright
* Merzbau
* Ravi Shankar
* The Butchies (lizbians)
* Wilco
* Bjork (mb)
* Tech N9ne
* Ghostface Killah
* Bobby Conn
* Morton Subotnik
* Cole Porter
* The String Cheese Incident
* Eagles of Death Metal
* Polyphonic Spree
* The Faint
* Interpol
* Twisted Sister (jj)
* Tegan and Sara
* Erasure
* The Grateful Dead (drugs too)
* Le Tigre
* Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
* The Gossip
* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Phish
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* Metallica
* Judas Priest
* The Village People
* The Secret Handshake
* The Rolling Stones
* David Bowie
* Frankie Goes to Hollywood
* Man or Astroman
* Richard Cheese
* Jay-Z
* Depeche Mode
* Kansas
* Ani DiFranco
* Fischerspooner
* John Mayer
* George Michael (texan)
* Angel Eyes
* The Indigo Girls
* Velvet Underground
* Madonna
* Elton John
* Barry Manilow
* Indigo Girls
* Melissa Etheridge
* Eminmen
* Nirvana
* Boy George
* Jon Brion
* The Killers
* Lou Reed
* Lil' Wayne
* Motorhead
* Jill Sobule
* Wilson Phillips
* DMX
* Wesley Willis
* Lisa Loeb
* Ted Nugent (loincloth)
* Dogstar
* Thirty Seconds to Mars
* Lil' Kim
* kd lang
* Frank Sinatra
* Hinder
* Nickleback
* Justus Kohncke
* Bob Mould
* Clay Aiken
* Arcade Fire
* Bright Eyes
* Corinne Bailey Rae
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Panic at the Disco
* The Cure (makeup)
* Spin Doctors
* The Deers
* Lindsey Lohan
* The Smiths
* Beck
* Tom Waits
* The Cramps
* Cannibal Corpse
* Britney Spears(kissed Madonna)
* Perfect Sin
* The Queers
* NoFx(gay punk)
* Soup Dragons
* Elton John(really gay)

In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: DonnieDavies@gmail.com

The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself.

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Posted 1 year ago #

Danleary

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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I might be gay.

Ron Paul 2012
Posted 1 year ago #

mike

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Scissor Sisters? Elton John?? Well I never!

"Since huge quantities of information can be computer-digitalized and transmitted, music researchers could, for example, swap records over the Net with "essentially perfect fidelity."
- Rolling Stone, December 7, 1972
Posted 1 year ago #

cgt465

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Wow, I'm gay... now I need to throw out this and all the music created by people who were under the influence of drugs... gonna be an empty collection.
TED NUGENT??? LOL.. holy shit these guys that make this list are complete lunatics who are dangerously suppressing their own latent homosexuality.

godhatesfags is our new kkk, congrats 21st century, we allow these idiots to permeate our lives, the STUPID media for giving them ANY air time, and for anyone with single digit IQ's that believe the garbage they spew.

Posted 1 year ago #

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nappy de merde, fuck off.

Posted 1 year ago #

Mirby 2.0

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1. There is no god.
2. Even if there was, why would it hate gay people? Wouldn't "god" have created them?

There is so much horseshit to sift through, I'd rather not even begin.

Gotta love the integrity of the list making process though...

If you know a band that might be gay just email us and we'll add it to the list!

"I ain’t sayin’ you treated me unkind. You could have done better but I don’t mind. You just kinda wasted my precious time. But don’t think twice, it’s all right."
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Posted 1 year ago #

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RambleOn - 3 minutes ago  » 
nappy de merde, fuck off.

LMAO.

Trust me, Nappy did not post that as an advocate. He posted it so we could tear it to shreds and piss on it.

Posted 1 year ago #

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hahahaha at loincloth,cowboy, and texan. Seriously the phelps clan is so seemed up.

Posted 1 year ago #

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MirbyGnits,

If nappy de merde indeed posted it in order to tear it apart, then he has my sincere apologies and my full support.

Those kind of things make my blood boil.

Posted 1 year ago #

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This is from http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands and is a satire, sorry everybody... not from Westboro Baptist at all...

Posted 1 year ago #

Chris "Hokes" Dorgan

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yea, i don't particularly get this, either thats nappy's views or he is indeed takin the piss and if so, it wasn't particularly funny. Big list of bands though, i'm findin it hard to work out which bands "in order to be straight" i'm allowed to listen to

"When the sweats dried in, It smells like Rock n Roll"
Posted 1 year ago #

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You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. Uh,ok. First of all, I was of the understanding that this "GOD" doesn't hate at all. Love thy neighbor?? Doesn't specify if thy neighbor is male or female. So, God is possibly a fag too??

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And i will come out once and for all that i am SO gay for that little homo Lindsey Lohan! Super duper gay, flaming! (she deserves a double tounge)

Posted 1 year ago #

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we have a double tongue emoticon?

Shoot first. Ask questions later.
Posted 1 year ago #

cgt465

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Lindsay Lohan? Really? She's at the top of my dead pool....

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