The Black Keys Fan Lounge Forum

slightreturn21, shut your canadian ass up. get off this forum and go back to sucking your husbands's maple syrup drenched dick. as for you everyday wrangler, get the fuck out of here. i hope you get your dick cut off by a band of dominatrixes and then fed back to you.after that,i hope they tear out your innards to make a whip and whip the shit out of you. after they are done with you, i hope you will have no choice but to make a living as whore's bitch. in that job, you will be forced to bite crabs of the whore's pussy and eat them as your only source of food.

Fuck you, Nappy de Merde, you selfish piece of fucking cunt shit, you think you can just stir the pot up on this board and get the fuck away with it?
When we've been so fucking good to you, you try and destroy us. You think you're top shit around here? You insult me with every word, every sny remark, every fucking breath you take sucks the soul out of this board. You should just fucking smile and blow me! 'Cause I deserve it. You need a bat to the fucking side of the head, because you need a fucking doctor and a fucking brain transplant. You need a fucking soul, your whispered words have proven to me that you have none, you miserable wipe of fucking dogshit.

What are you gonna do, go hide behind that mangy little spawn of yours and his Pointdexter-looking partner? Fuck you. They both would have blown me in 5 seconds too, because nobody gives a fucking shit about you. This board means more to them than you ever could you selfish cunt-bubble. You're a fucking whore, living off their earnings when your talent never amounted to fucking nothing. I'll put you in a fucking rose garden where you belong, so that you never bring this board down again with all your senseless bullshit vagueries. I hope you choke on the useless vomit you call board posts and fucking die.

In summation, go fuck yourself and get fucked by the high horse you rode in on. You're a fucking disgrace to this board and stain on humanity in general. Get fucked.

-busterdouglas

PS - Cheapness probably runs in the family, but tell your son to finally spend some fucking money and buy a real guitar.

Holy shit man. I'm not even gonna try. I can't be that mean unless I have a good reason. I mean, I know this is all in good fun but I just can't do it. Well, I won't do it. Let's be honest.

busterdouglas, how the fuck do you even dare to outdo me. you igloo fucking worthless piece of cunt. i should just go up there and stick a puck up your nose. hey, and fuck your sister too. i was fucking the shit out of her, and all she could say was "eh". that fucking cunt. and her smelly cooch was frozen, so i had to go through the trouble of applying anti-freeze to it. now go back to masturbating with your hockey stick dildos, you bithasses.

Alright you worthless fucks,

Each of you cock-gobbling cum-guzzling ingrown pussy hairs can lick the backside of my nutsack while I fart! You're all so fucking clueless, you could even fuck up a wet dream. You probably suck dick for bus money and WALK home. You smell like an anchovy's cunt, and I should dick slap each and every one of you - if you wouldn't like it so fucking much! I can say whatever the fuck I want to you too, after all, I was almost your father - but the line was too fucking long! Yeah I was actually next in line, so I can truthfully say "the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and soaked into the mattress." I tried to be nice but you shit-dicks kept asking for it. Just like your mom asked for it when she paid four rabid, HIV-infected homeless guys to pound her fat white cottage cheese ass DVDA (double vag, double anal) style while she tossed my hairy salad with the fury, then I shit in her mouth and she didn't even wash up before she read you your bedtime story and kissed you goodnight last Friday.

brucini 13 minutes ago-"running a forum is so much fun." Translation- "GIMME BACK MY FORUM!!!" On your way to NYC?!? Jesus dude, we're trying to get rid of one Aussie, we sure as fuck don't need another! What, no Midnight oil gigs down under to go see? You gotta come here to see how rock and roll is really done? Come on! I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find an INXS tribute band to follow, maybe create a forum about them. Or how about Olivia Newton John?!? Yea, she's real badass! Hurry up and get here, enjoy our music, and get the fuck out!

nah, have never seen it as 'my' forum - someone slap me if i ever burrow too far up my own arse. but i could definitely do with a holiday