jmjohnson40 - 10 hours ago »
Lengths, you'll have to go through Brandy. She's handling all of my appearances now. I won't drive across town if I don't get the following:
Brandy's Goat (Don't think I can't tell if it is some OTHER goat)
Keg of Icehouse (The Fightingest beer!)
Everyone will need to refer to me as Dan, and my drummer Matt, as Pat
Lastly, a vintage Marshall JTM45
as your booking agent i just can't see giving up my goat. let's instead get you your own goat and ask for a goat room on the rider for all your gigs. goat room should come complete with the black keys rock band in case he gets the urge to rock.
may i suggest either a bearded goat or an irish goat (below).

that being said, dan, you want that keg of ice house on stage? if so, perhaps you should request girls in bikinis to pour it for you. just a suggestion from one industry professional to another.